twatfest 

A gathering of the socially challenged; a festival for twats.

"are you going to the all nighter scrapbooking party?" - a.

"i wouldn't go to that twatfest for all the tea in china" - b.

twatfest by groundedsteve June 24, 2011

Twatiest 

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

Twatiest by rames royce April 14, 2011

TwatWest

Slang term for the NatWest Bank.

I spent almost an hour stood in the queue at TwatWest

TwatWest by TwatWester January 18, 2007

twatfeatures 

A driver, who cuts you up at every juction, and gets in the way all the time

you cut me up twatfeatures!

twatfeatures by chimpy+dafugi December 28, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004