Twatfart

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A person who thinks they’re better than they are but their shit does stink!

I can’t believe Bri looks down on others when she’s the biggest twatfart of them all!

Twatfart by Ed55555555 November 27, 2021

Words you can keep

TwatFarm

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.

"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.

TwatFarm by TheTalon October 19, 2003

Related Words

Twat fart • TwatFarm • Twatfarce • Twitfart • twat-tart • twat artist • Twat Factory • twat farmer • twat fathom

Twat fart

A twat fart is a gross wet fart sound made by the vagina when air passes through, a queef. A twat fart most commonly occurs after the vagina has been rammed by a giant cock

Matt was eating my nasty pussy and I totally did a gross ass twat fart right in his face!
Dude, mike was being a total twat fart last night.

Twat fart by Stinkykakapoopoohead December 18, 2018

TwatFarm

Any town in northamptonshire where the 18-24 year olds spend all the money they earn making cardboard boxes or flipping burgers, on fins stupid exhausts, spoilers, wanky dump valves and other parephanalia on their shitty 20 year old mk3 escort.

Kettering is such a twatfarm

TwatFarm by Big L March 13, 2003

Twitfart

When you start typing a tweet and forget what you were typing (similar to a brainfart when you forget what you were about to say)

Dude, I just had a twitfart... totally forgot what I was tweeting!

Twitfart by TheRealVoice September 24, 2011

Twatfarce

A small family run Plumbing and Heating company in Emsworth, Hampshire.

A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!

What are Twatfarce?... A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.

Does anyone know a reputable boiler servicing company?... Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing”

Twatfarce by Twatfarce November 5, 2020

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026