Twatfart 

A person who thinks they’re better than they are but their shit does stink!

I can’t believe Bri looks down on others when she’s the biggest twatfart of them all!

Twatfart by Ed55555555 November 27, 2021

TwatFarm 

a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.

"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.

TwatFarm by TheTalon October 19, 2003

Twat fart

A twat fart is a gross wet fart sound made by the vagina when air passes through, a queef. A twat fart most commonly occurs after the vagina has been rammed by a giant cock

Matt was eating my nasty pussy and I totally did a gross ass twat fart right in his face!
Dude, mike was being a total twat fart last night.

Twat fart by Stinkykakapoopoohead December 18, 2018

TwatFarm 

Any town in northamptonshire where the 18-24 year olds spend all the money they earn making cardboard boxes or flipping burgers, on fins stupid exhausts, spoilers, wanky dump valves and other parephanalia on their shitty 20 year old mk3 escort.

Kettering is such a twatfarm

TwatFarm by Big L March 13, 2003

Twitfart 

When you start typing a tweet and forget what you were typing (similar to a brainfart when you forget what you were about to say)

Dude, I just had a twitfart... totally forgot what I was tweeting!

Twitfart by TheRealVoice September 24, 2011

Twatfarce 

A small family run Plumbing and Heating company in Emsworth, Hampshire.

A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!

What are Twatfarce?... A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.

Does anyone know a reputable boiler servicing company?... Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing”

Twatfarce by Twatfarce November 5, 2020