by Ed55555555 November 27, 2021
Get the Twatfart mug.a mystical place where the great uber-twat queen gives birth to the various useless bastards that the rest of us spend most of our lives trying to avoid.
"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.
by TheTalon October 19, 2003
Get the TwatFarm mug.A twat fart is a gross wet fart sound made by the vagina when air passes through, a queef. A twat fart most commonly occurs after the vagina has been rammed by a giant cock
Matt was eating my nasty pussy and I totally did a gross ass twat fart right in his face!
Dude, mike was being a total twat fart last night.
Dude, mike was being a total twat fart last night.
by Stinkykakapoopoohead December 18, 2018
Get the Twat fart mug.Any town in northamptonshire where the 18-24 year olds spend all the money they earn making cardboard boxes or flipping burgers, on fins stupid exhausts, spoilers, wanky dump valves and other parephanalia on their shitty 20 year old mk3 escort.
by Big L March 13, 2003
Get the TwatFarm mug.When you start typing a tweet and forget what you were typing (similar to a brainfart when you forget what you were about to say)
by TheRealVoice September 24, 2011
Get the Twitfart mug.A small family run Plumbing and Heating company in Emsworth, Hampshire.
A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!
A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!
What are Twatfarce?... A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Does anyone know a reputable boiler servicing company?... Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing”
Does anyone know a reputable boiler servicing company?... Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing”
by Twatfarce November 5, 2020
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