Twitfart

When you start typing a tweet and forget what you were typing (similar to a brainfart when you forget what you were about to say)

Dude, I just had a twitfart... totally forgot what I was tweeting!

by TheRealVoice September 24, 2011

twitart

A person who is so enamored with the Twilight movie they try to discover Robert Pattinson's location and tart themselves up in hopes of seeing him and/or being "turned" (into a vampire).

Cindy twitarted herself up when she heard that R-Pattz was going to be at Chateau Marmont.

by Scobe Feronnell February 18, 2009

titfart

a fart from a tit

i just titfarted

by XpotatoX January 12, 2009

titfart

when titfarts make frt noise HAHA

TIT: Fart

Titfart

by titsnowplese September 9, 2019

Twatfart

A person who thinks they’re better than they are but their shit does stink!

I can’t believe Bri looks down on others when she’s the biggest twatfart of them all!

by Ed55555555 November 27, 2021

Titfart

When you’re trying to motorboat the lady but the knockers are so big there’s not enough air and the motorboat stalls

Leon: Did ya give Katie a good motorboating last night?
John: Na bro the hooters were so big it cut off the air, just a little titfart

by JohnyJohnson47 March 5, 2024