Skip to main content

Twitfart 

When you start typing a tweet and forget what you were typing (similar to a brainfart when you forget what you were about to say)
Dude, I just had a twitfart... totally forgot what I was tweeting!
Twitfart by TheRealVoice September 24, 2011
Words you can keep
A person who is so enamored with the Twilight movie they try to discover Robert Pattinson's location and tart themselves up in hopes of seeing him and/or being "turned" (into a vampire).
Cindy twitarted herself up when she heard that R-Pattz was going to be at Chateau Marmont.
twitart by Scobe Feronnell February 18, 2009
Related Words
i just titfarted
titfart by XpotatoX January 12, 2009
when titfarts make frt noise HAHA
TIT: Fart

Titfart
titfart by titsnowplese September 9, 2019

Twatfart 

A person who thinks they’re better than they are but their shit does stink!
I can’t believe Bri looks down on others when she’s the biggest twatfart of them all!
Twatfart by Ed55555555 November 27, 2021
When you’re trying to motorboat the lady but the knockers are so big there’s not enough air and the motorboat stalls
Leon: Did ya give Katie a good motorboating last night?
John: Na bro the hooters were so big it cut off the air, just a little titfart
Titfart by JohnyJohnson47 March 5, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next