Twaterpated 

For a straight male to be distracted by a female wanting sex

That mother f***** so twaterpated he can't see straight

Twaterpated by anonymous July 31, 2025

Twitterpated 

Twitterpated means to be swept off your feet by someone you quite fancy.

It’s a very strong feeling of love and attraction.

From the 1942 film, Bambi:

Friend Owl : “Yes. Nearly everybody gets Twitterpated in the springtime.

For example: You’re walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right...When all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face!

You begin to get weak in the knees.
Your head’s in a whirl!

And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it...you’re walking on air.

And then, you know what?
You’re knocked for a loop!

And you completely lose your head!”
Thumper: “Gosh, that’s awful.”

Flower: “Gee Whiz!”
Bambi: “Terrible!”

Friend Owl: “And that ain’t all. It can happen to anybody. So you’d bet-ter be careful.

It could happen to You! And You!

And.....Yes. It could even happen to YOU!”

The first time he looked at me with his cerulean blue eyes, I felt he could see into my soul. He peered deep into my emerald green eyes, I knew then that he was Twitterpated.

There was no going back after that.

Twitterpated by ForestFairy January 20, 2020

twiderpated 

a state, commonly seen in preteen girls, in which one becomes very excited, hyperactive and giggly. This can happen randomly but is commonly induced by having a crush who likes them back or other silly dramatic things like that.

Cassy just told me that Thomas likes her + now she's all twiderpated and won't shut up.

twiderpated by frostedface September 10, 2007

Twitterpated 

In a relationship, being totally into one another - to the point of being goofy. Especially a new relationship. infatuated, besotted, lovesick

source: Rebecca L. of Montana

Look at that guy, he is twitterpated with her. . He smiles all the time, can't stop talking about her, always texting or calling her. That boy is whipped.

Twitterpated by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015

twitterpated 

1)to be completely enamored with someone/something.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.

When he smiled at her, the rush of warm, fuzzy, excited sensations that filled her made her realize she was completely twitterpated with this man.

twitterpated by Amber March 25, 2003

twitterpated 

An enjoyable disorder characterized by feelings of excitement, anticipation, high hopes, recent memories of interludes, giddiness, and physical overstimulation which occur simultaneously when experiencing a new love. These feelings take over without warning, usually at odd times (such as at a check-out line), with or without the partner present, and make it difficult to concentrate on anything but romance. They interfere with work and safe driving, but should be experienced at least once in every person's lifetime.

Lisa is too twitterpated to even get a good night's sleep ever since she met David.

twitterpated by Lisa Ann January 9, 2006

twiterpated 

The state of having fallen in love (especially at first sight).

"Aw, look at him. He's twiterpated." Thumper from Bambi speaking about Bambi.

twiterpated by Scotty J July 20, 2008