twattapult

A move performed in couples figure skating wherein the male skater launches the half-sized female skater by the crotch. She is then a fizzing whizbee of violated talent. This typically earns top marks among judges. The twattapult is known in Europe as the "Twebuchet".

"WOW! That twattapult by the Russian skaters just landed them the gold medal!"

by EmnOd February 23, 2010

Twatapult

When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics

'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'

by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

Twattapotamus

A extremely obese and miserable woman!

That Twattapotamus thinks she controls this whole office! But outside work shes just a worthless fatty who has to buy two tickets to fly coach!

by Ejayz June 10, 2013