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To kick violently in the abdomen or groin
I am gonna Twarton Jamal at the strip club. Hopefully he doesn’t twaton me back
Twarton by Thatrandomhobo March 2, 2022
Words you can keep
A small suburb on the edge of Bath city, U.K. Twerton has a population about 6000, 80% of which are claiming job seekers. Twerton boasts a number of shops, pubs, a football club, Bakery, plenty of hairdressers and a church. When vistiting Twerton you will realize the local 'Twerton-er' is a frendly person, However walking through the high street you may come across a hostile group of people that call themselves 'Twerton-Twerps', I advise you to avoid the following place if not to run into these bunch of Yobs, The full moon pub, Jimmers barbers, Bath city football club and Redland park.
'That shit place on the edge of town'
'You mean Twerton?
Twerton by Steve jobless January 7, 2017

twatton mouth 

someone who's mouth smells like a twat.
Ew, that guy must have been with a lot of whores cause his breath smells like he has twatton mouth.
twatton mouth by laquita wilson January 13, 2009
The physics of being a God
Teacher: Hey sunduu did you study for your science test?
Sunduu: No but I have been studying Twanton!
Twanton by Twanton Gangon June 4, 2018

Twatton Mouth 

When your mouth tastes like vagina for seemingly no reason.
John: I really wanna eat some pink stuff to get rid of this twatton mouth. Though, that would only exacerbate the situation.

Twatonomics 

The economy of twat- the gains and losses related to the market of attracting and having relations with women. A player is understands twatonomics better than a high school freshman ever could.
Dude 1: Man, I am just not pulling any tail lately!
Dude 2: Well, you just don't understand the current twatonomics bro!
Dude 1: Yeah, I could use a refresher on twatonomics.
Dude 2: Don't worry, my cousin Tito has got a PhD in twatonomics and is pulling in the tastiest birds! He'll teach you a lesson or two.
Twatonomics by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008

twarting 

When one does art and posts it on twitter. The word was created by Fearne Cotton who regularily "twarts" on her radio 1 radio show
During the show, Fearne got out her canvas and oil paints and started Twarting her portrait at different stages of completion
twarting by MDK UK April 16, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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