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Twarton

To kick violently in the abdomen or groin
I am gonna Twarton Jamal at the strip club. Hopefully he doesn’t twaton me back
by Thatrandomhobo March 2, 2022
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Twerton

A small suburb on the edge of Bath city, U.K. Twerton has a population about 6000, 80% of which are claiming job seekers. Twerton boasts a number of shops, pubs, a football club, Bakery, plenty of hairdressers and a church. When vistiting Twerton you will realize the local 'Twerton-er' is a frendly person, However walking through the high street you may come across a hostile group of people that call themselves 'Twerton-Twerps', I advise you to avoid the following place if not to run into these bunch of Yobs, The full moon pub, Jimmers barbers, Bath city football club and Redland park.
'That shit place on the edge of town'
'You mean Twerton?
by Steve jobless January 7, 2017
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twatton mouth

someone who's mouth smells like a twat.
Ew, that guy must have been with a lot of whores cause his breath smells like he has twatton mouth.
by laquita wilson January 13, 2009
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Twanton

The physics of being a God
Teacher: Hey sunduu did you study for your science test?
Sunduu: No but I have been studying Twanton!
by Twanton Gangon June 4, 2018
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Twatton Mouth

When your mouth tastes like vagina for seemingly no reason.
John: I really wanna eat some pink stuff to get rid of this twatton mouth. Though, that would only exacerbate the situation.
by JohnXJigglypuff May 13, 2009
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Twatonomics

The economy of twat- the gains and losses related to the market of attracting and having relations with women. A player is understands twatonomics better than a high school freshman ever could.
Dude 1: Man, I am just not pulling any tail lately!
Dude 2: Well, you just don't understand the current twatonomics bro!
Dude 1: Yeah, I could use a refresher on twatonomics.
Dude 2: Don't worry, my cousin Tito has got a PhD in twatonomics and is pulling in the tastiest birds! He'll teach you a lesson or two.
by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008
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twarting

When one does art and posts it on twitter. The word was created by Fearne Cotton who regularily "twarts" on her radio 1 radio show
During the show, Fearne got out her canvas and oil paints and started Twarting her portrait at different stages of completion
by MDK UK April 16, 2010
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