Twaf

Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday. When trying to call someone a twat on the sly but get it wrong. Horribly wrong.

Cat just called me a twaf. She cant even insult people right.

by Wincantonisgreat December 5, 2017

TWAFO

Together We Are Fucked Off

Person 1 - "This current situation fucks me off. Does it fuck you off as well?

Person 2 - "Yes. I am also fucked off by this current situation!"

Person 1 - "TWAFO."

by ProbablyShouldn'tPostHere January 11, 2023

Twaffle House

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.

Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.

by mersidotes November 9, 2006

Twaffle

Contraction of "twat" and "waffle"

Madison has really turned into a twaffle over the last few days.

by DolandTheEpic November 19, 2014

Twaft

A combination of the word Twat and Waft. When the stench of a woman's vagina (often during Menses) is so horrible that it wafts through her clothing.

The twaft of the lady sitting next to me on the subway was so unbearable that I had to leave my seat.

by ShawnieB January 2, 2009

Twaffle

Shorter version of the slang term Twat-Waffle

My ex girlfriend has become an annoying twaffle.

by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016

obese twafag

An extremely obese chain-smoker who has a head that resembles a vagina.

Ross is such an obese twafag! LOLOLOLOLOL

by PlasticBiscuit May 21, 2017