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An awsome Italian Person, usually extremly good looking, and of course... AWSOME!
OMG!! Look at that Tuzeo! Why dont you come over here, you pasta eating Hottie!
Tuzeo by the tuzzzzz February 13, 2010
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when one gets kicked in the head and knocked out
bitch#1: "hey did you see that fight last night?"
bitch#2: "yeah that guy got tuzered"

you: "hey watchout"
me: "you're about to get tuzered"
tuzered by jcpearce March 12, 2010
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Tuzzolino 

A Tuzzolino is a tan, balding carpenter with a big mustache who enjoys carpentry, fishing and wearing tank tops.
The Mario brothers are soooo Tuzzolino.
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Karaoke song accessible in YouTube
Hey Dud lets sing some tubeoke in YouTube while we chatting.
Tubeoke by Lynman January 1, 2009
When the song or tune released is better than a banger, its a tuneo.
Josh k: "Yoo George, you heard sophie aspins new song"
George: "Naa, is it good? Bet its a banger"
Josh "Better than a banger, its a absolute tuneo!!"

Matt: (Plugges in the AUX to the teachers speakers)

The whole class starts a mosh pit jamming to sophies new tuneo.
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sharing a ciggarette with one or more people.
"i only have one fag so lets tuze it."
tuze by shine1 September 25, 2005

TUBEOFLEX 

when a man has a well endowed winkydoo that he can bend and stick in his own ass.
Yo man i was gonna go out last nite but i got me a tubeoflex and figured my chances were better at home alone.
TUBEOFLEX by anthony gi February 2, 2007
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