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when one gets kicked in the head and knocked out
bitch#1: "hey did you see that fight last night?"
bitch#2: "yeah that guy got tuzered"

you: "hey watchout"
me: "you're about to get tuzered"
tuzered by jcpearce March 12, 2010
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An awsome Italian Person, usually extremly good looking, and of course... AWSOME!
OMG!! Look at that Tuzeo! Why dont you come over here, you pasta eating Hottie!
Tuzeo by the tuzzzzz February 13, 2010
Two dozen. As in two dozen eggs.
I need to get a tuzen donuts for the crew tomorrow morning.
Tuzen by Nastynate1978 June 18, 2016

Get tuzed 

Get tuzed, bruh.
Get tuzed by The Tuzining December 17, 2017
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026