tuzered

when one gets kicked in the head and knocked out

bitch#1: "hey did you see that fight last night?"
bitch#2: "yeah that guy got tuzered"

you: "hey watchout"
me: "you're about to get tuzered"

by jcpearce March 12, 2010

Donkey Tubered

When something doesn't go quite as planned resulting in a negative outcome, eg (Ass Rooted)

"I was riding my bike and hit a curb"

"What happened then"

"I got Donkey Tubered!!"

by Donkey Tuber January 3, 2010

tazered

To be drunk and/or high. The word is derived from an incident of college students being caught smoking weed outside a dormitory building by police. Upon discovering the kids, the police snuck up behind and tazered them into submission. Though the origin of the word is weed-related, it is more often used in reference to being drunk.

Last night, Kevin came back to the dorm really tazered. He was pounding on doors and being a drunken bastard.

by J. Eklow January 30, 2005