Turopenia
- Noun {tyoo-ruh-pee-nee-uh}
The thoroughly distressing state or condition of lacking cheese; of being nutritionally deficient in the coagulated dairy department.
Symptoms include shaking, sweating, irritability, and mania. Left untreated, turopenia will lead to death.
{ "Turo-" (Gk. tyros "Cheese") + "-penia" (Gk. penia "Poverty, lack") }
The thoroughly distressing state or condition of lacking cheese; of being nutritionally deficient in the coagulated dairy department.
Symptoms include shaking, sweating, irritability, and mania. Left untreated, turopenia will lead to death.
{ "Turo-" (Gk. tyros "Cheese") + "-penia" (Gk. penia "Poverty, lack") }
Being a pasty white person, and therefore someone particularly prone to manic turopenic episodes, it took a liberal serving of cheddar and two injections of parmesan solution to bring William out of his turopenia. Even then however he had difficulty staying focused and remaining calm
Ultimately it was decided by the group of assembled medical experts that Michael had to be euthanised. So severe was his turopenia, not euthanising him would only have served to needlessly prolong his suffering
Ultimately it was decided by the group of assembled medical experts that Michael had to be euthanised. So severe was his turopenia, not euthanising him would only have served to needlessly prolong his suffering
Turopenia by Charlemagne1993 July 2, 2020
