Turopenia

- Noun {tyoo-ruh-pee-nee-uh}

The thoroughly distressing state or condition of lacking cheese; of being nutritionally deficient in the coagulated dairy department.

Symptoms include shaking, sweating, irritability, and mania. Left untreated, turopenia will lead to death.

{ "Turo-" (Gk. tyros "Cheese") + "-penia" (Gk. penia "Poverty, lack") }

Being a pasty white person, and therefore someone particularly prone to manic turopenic episodes, it took a liberal serving of cheddar and two injections of parmesan solution to bring William out of his turopenia. Even then however he had difficulty staying focused and remaining calm

Ultimately it was decided by the group of assembled medical experts that Michael had to be euthanised. So severe was his turopenia, not euthanising him would only have served to needlessly prolong his suffering

by Charlemagne1993 July 2, 2020

Turopemmaphobia

Turo = Cheese

Pemma = Cake
Phobia = Phobia

Turopemmephobia is the phobia of Cheescakes.

No this is not a joke it is real and I have it.

John: Hey man wanna eat a cheesecake

Man whith Turopemmaphobia: Screaming

by cheesecakephobia November 28, 2019

turpentastic

When you know something is bad for you, like paint thinner fumes, but you choose to ignore it... Can apply to substances other than turpentine.

"It smells like death in here!"
"I know, it's turpentastic!!!"

by K. Ninja February 24, 2007

Turpening

Defined as the redening of the face after drinking large quantities of alcohol

i drank so much vodka last night, my face is still turpening

by Silent Bob is god June 9, 2009

Tropenis

meaning that one's penis is so large, it seems to be three penis' morphed into one super large penis. It is from the origin of "tro" meaning enormous and "penis" meaning a male's genitalia.

"Oh my God, forgot Gary's parsnip, I want your tropenis!"

by Toad Crack May 22, 2012

Turenia

Turenia is so beautiful and has good heart. She the girl everyone wants. But when she falls in loves she give her heart to one man .

Turenia your so fine you blow my mind.

by anonymous July 31, 2023