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turkey baste

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"
by Etch September 9, 2006
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Turkey Baste

The act of filling a turkey baster with mayonnaise, then injecting it into a sleeping victims anus.
Guy 1: Hey is he going to bed early?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy1: You should totally Turkey Baste him.
by j0tc35v October 30, 2012
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Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.
I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
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baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm
by bb3378 April 16, 2017
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Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011
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Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant
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turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003
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