A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
by Etch September 9, 2006
1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination
1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"
2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."
3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.
2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."
3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.
by JNasty0505 December 30, 2009
the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...
man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"
by huntelbi January 2, 2011
When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.
by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009
by TrexREXel February 10, 2010
A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.
After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.
by Cardboard_RocknRolla January 28, 2009
When you orgasm multiple times onto a woman's stomach. Using the pull out method. Then wiping off using a towel or other cloth.
by 62Delta September 29, 2011