Turged

Turged-deriving from the word turgid which means to be swollen or oddly enlarged, is new slang used by the forest people that has been slowly but surely brought back to the cities and towns of the PNW.

Peepe- I will turge on you JoHn if you don’t stop fondling my baby carrot painting !!
John-BITCH prepare to be turged on with my almighty baby carrot power ~(**)~

by turgedgrl October 20, 2019

Fully Turged

When one's penis receives maximum blood flow resulting in separation from the sack

I was on the Japanese metro bus yesterday, and this girl's tight little butt kept rubbing up against my dong and got me fully turged

During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.

by singleguy69 March 11, 2013

Turgidphobia

(tûr′jĭd-fō′bē-ə)
1. The abnormal, irrational fear of using bombastic words, which compels one to avoid them in communication.
2. The fear of being misunderstood from the usage of bombastic words.
3. An irrational dislike of people who use bombastic words.

This word was created by combining two words 'turgid' and 'phobia', this came by as a result of an observation made of the phenomenon where people know a lot of bombastic words or not so commonly used words in everyday language, but they feel anxious to use the words when communicating for fear of being misunderstood, taken out of context or judged. Instead, they choose to use simple words or the most common words, in order to fit in.

submitted by Senzo Spencer Tsibande

‘Gugu has turgidphobia and therefore prefers to make use of the simplest English words.’

'Spencer had just learned the word pulchritude but was afraid to use it in his class speech and instead he used the word beautiful. He later realized that he had turgidphobia.'

by Mkhontweni February 6, 2021

Amber turded

the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.

"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."

by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Amber turded

(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle

by amber turd May 17, 2022

turned states

converted from a member of a crime partnership into informant or witness, expose afore presumed secrets to government officials; trick-off, dime, rat-out, whistled, snitch

if his brother had not turned states on him, the unabomber would be a free man.

by jinbou October 3, 2007