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The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner
Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group
turgid by PTV October 22, 2006
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a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. 1. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.
The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P
Turgid by Bussell November 12, 2003
adj. something that is gross or unseemly
Man, that is a turgid baby.
turgid by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006
A word used to describe something or someone annoying.
Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"
Turgid by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003
That ewe is very turgid
Turgid by Herbie123 October 14, 2020

turgid-love-rocket 

A term usually reserved for the erect male member.
Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard
turgid-love-rocket by Mark November 24, 2003

turgid reflex 

I woke up with a turgid reflex this morning
turgid reflex by wailedekim April 20, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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