Fully Turged

When one's penis receives maximum blood flow resulting in separation from the sack
I was on the Japanese metro bus yesterday, and this girl's tight little butt kept rubbing up against my dong and got me fully turged

During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.
by singleguy69 March 11, 2013
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Sloppy Doug

The skillful art of placing your cock and balls onto an unsuspecting victim's shoulder for extended periods of time
I totally gave this asian kid a sloppy doug in the library yesterday. Whatta chink!
by singleguy69 March 11, 2013
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