Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

Turf Boner by KingFett September 18, 2014

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turdboner

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.

1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"

turdboner by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012

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Turboner

An erect blood filled turban. brought on my sexual arousion. Usually happens with the sight of a beautiful woman or an opposing turban wearer with a larger turboner. Has the characteristics of a boner.

Sandeep: OMG! CHECK OUT THAT SEXY ASS CHICK!
Dashpreet: YEAH. I Think i'm gonna get a turboner!

Turboner by GreatLOOLofChina July 8, 2010

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Turbonerd

An uber nerd...ultra nerd...seriously hardcore geek...did you just get pwned on Halo, WoW, Modern Warfare online? It was probably a turbonerd.

(Thanks to the strange and rather sinister 10th grade ginger student of mine for the info)

I hate playing Halo online because the damn turbonerds blow your brains out before you even move

Turbonerd by The Medicated August 28, 2010

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turbonerd

A nerd who is obsessed with retro technology, but not the collectible kind, just like mid 2000s bits.

"no don't bring out your pocket pc to read the script, that would make us look like turbonerds. We're just normal nerds.

turbonerd by SalmonSoup15 January 20, 2023

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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