Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

Turf Boner by KingFett September 18, 2014

turdboner 

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.

1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"

turdboner by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012

Turboner 

An erect blood filled turban. brought on my sexual arousion. Usually happens with the sight of a beautiful woman or an opposing turban wearer with a larger turboner. Has the characteristics of a boner.

Sandeep: OMG! CHECK OUT THAT SEXY ASS CHICK!
Dashpreet: YEAH. I Think i'm gonna get a turboner!

Turboner by GreatLOOLofChina July 8, 2010

Turbonerd

An uber nerd...ultra nerd...seriously hardcore geek...did you just get pwned on Halo, WoW, Modern Warfare online? It was probably a turbonerd.

(Thanks to the strange and rather sinister 10th grade ginger student of mine for the info)

I hate playing Halo online because the damn turbonerds blow your brains out before you even move

Turbonerd by The Medicated August 28, 2010

turbonerd

A nerd who is obsessed with retro technology, but not the collectible kind, just like mid 2000s bits.

"no don't bring out your pocket pc to read the script, that would make us look like turbonerds. We're just normal nerds.

turbonerd by SalmonSoup15 January 20, 2023