KingFett's definitions

OMFZJ

OMFZJ
Oh My Fucking Zombie Jesus

Not to be confused with the common autocorrect OMDZJ
Oh My Ducking Zombie Jesus

OMFZJ did you see how low Carrie Fisher's boobs hang?

by KingFett September 20, 2014

CamelBoat

Similar to motorboating, but done to the special sexy no no parts.

Susie let me camelboat her after that party Tuesday.

by KingFett September 15, 2014

Kneegro

A man or woman of chocolate color that is all knees and legs. Can be found on most basketball courts, acting in what is called "SWAG, and/or YOLO".

Use caution when traveling or exploring near them. Bikes, TVs, KFC, shoes, money, and other valuables may be used to bribe for safe passage.

Damn that guy is a breast if a kneegro.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Anus Bleeds

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

by KingFett September 25, 2014

crack lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Max has a whole jar of crack lint, it has the most putrid smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

coochy boat

Similar to motorboating, but done to the special sexy no no parts.

I had the chance to coochy boat Helen Keller, but I wasn't sure if she was coming into me.

by KingFett September 20, 2014

Kneegger

A man or woman of chocolate color that is all knees and legs. Can be found on most basketball courts, acting in what is called "SWAG, and/or YOLO".

Use caution when traveling or exploring near them. Bikes, TVs, KFC, shoes, money, and other valuables may be used to bribe for safe passage.

Todd and I where walking thru the park when some kneeggers approached us. Their leader traded us passage for some chicken.

by KingFett September 18, 2014