Definitions by KingFett

fartligious 

When you suddenly become religious from having a tummy ache. You prey to your god of choice to not fart, in fear it will have a following.

Wet farts are not a joking matter.

That Taco Bell made me fartligious all night, each fart had a surprise.

fartligious by KingFett September 27, 2014

Anus Bleeds 

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

Anus Bleeds by KingFett September 25, 2014

coochy boat 

Similar to motorboating, but done to the special sexy no no parts.

I had the chance to coochy boat Helen Keller, but I wasn't sure if she was coming into me.

coochy boat by KingFett September 20, 2014

OMFZJ 

OMFZJ
Oh My Fucking Zombie Jesus

Not to be confused with the common autocorrect OMDZJ
Oh My Ducking Zombie Jesus

OMFZJ did you see how low Carrie Fisher's boobs hang?

OMFZJ by KingFett September 20, 2014

Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

Turf Boner by KingFett September 18, 2014

crack lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Max has a whole jar of crack lint, it has the most putrid smell.

crack lint by KingFett September 18, 2014

Hairy Wings 

When ones back hair grows and forms a wing shape. It can be overwhelming to most women and men.

Corbin has hairy wings, I ran my fingers thru them very thoroughly.

Hairy Wings by KingFett September 18, 2014