KingFett's definitions

coochy boat

Similar to motorboating, but done to the special sexy no no parts.

I had the chance to coochy boat Helen Keller, but I wasn't sure if she was coming into me.

by KingFett September 20, 2014

Kneegger

A man or woman of chocolate color that is all knees and legs. Can be found on most basketball courts, acting in what is called "SWAG, and/or YOLO".

Use caution when traveling or exploring near them. Bikes, TVs, KFC, shoes, money, and other valuables may be used to bribe for safe passage.

Todd and I where walking thru the park when some kneeggers approached us. Their leader traded us passage for some chicken.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Hairy Areola

a small hairy circular area, in particular the ring of pigmented skin surrounding a nipple.

The other night Beyonce and I where getting dirty, I went to suck some nip. To my surprise she had some wookie looking hairy areolas.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

crack lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Max has a whole jar of crack lint, it has the most putrid smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Stink lips

The putrid smell your lips emit after giving oral.

I got stink lips from Nicole the other night, it stuck with me all night.

by KingFett September 16, 2014

Anus Bleeds

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

by KingFett September 25, 2014