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The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.
"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2
by superflypirate April 29, 2010
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When your going for a walk and all of a sudden have to do a number 2 .. so you do it on someone's lawn.
I went to go to my friends last night and had to take a turf turd.
by Triple Trolls July 14, 2017
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The piece of playing field that gets caught in the football player's helmet.
Ray Lewis rammed that running back's helmet into the turf so fuckin' hard,the running back had a turfturd caught in his helmet....
by icbmcruzmissle January 11, 2011
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