Turboner 

An erect blood filled turban. brought on my sexual arousion. Usually happens with the sight of a beautiful woman or an opposing turban wearer with a larger turboner. Has the characteristics of a boner.

Sandeep: OMG! CHECK OUT THAT SEXY ASS CHICK!
Dashpreet: YEAH. I Think i'm gonna get a turboner!

Turboner by GreatLOOLofChina July 8, 2010

turdboner 

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.

1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"

turdboner by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012

turbonegro 

1) Turbonegro is an awesome band from Norway which tries to combine the best of heavy metal, rock and punk music into a non-politically-correct version of punk, and does.
2) A turbonegro is a large, well-equipped, armed black male in a fast car, out for vengeance. Turbonegro the band refers to themselves as his prophet.

1) Turbonegro is a awesome band from Norway.
2) That Turbonegro looks like he is going to kill someone.

turbonegro by Useff June 6, 2005

Turbonegro 

The greatest band of all time, these Denim Demons hail from Norway, speak German and sing in English. Their display of talent never ceases to dazzle. Their fanbase consists of extremely devoted "Turbo-Jugend", translated from German, Turbo Youth, wears denim jackets ("DER KUTTE") and kicks some serious ass.

Turbonegro is the best Death Punk band - no, wait - the best BAND ever!

Turbonegro by flip dizzle April 1, 2005

turbonegro 

The greatest band in the world. Turbonegro combines heavy metal, punk, and rock to create a great deathpunk sound. They are heard very often in the background music for MTV's Viva La Bam.

Turbonegro wrote the theme song for MTV's Wildboyz.
-Darkness Forever!

turbonegro by Apocalypse Dude July 2, 2005

Tubonercumlosis 

A fictional disease that can only infect those with male genitalia where the one infected's dick turns blue and begins to rot, and he cannot cum. He also begins to cough and his dick begins to sweat. It is usually fatal.

Eden: "Can we go fishing?"
Arthur: "I can't, I went to the doctor and got diagnosed with Tubonercumlosis"

Tubonercumlosis by MugManNumber932 March 10, 2021

Turbojerk 

When you are overly excited over what you are seeing and being to jerk off anywhere, including in public.

Quick, fast strokes are common. Sudden masturbation is afoot. Usually followed by lots of orgasms.

I turned around and Jon Medina was turbojerking behind a coat rack.

Turbojerk by Jayboosh1999 April 13, 2013