Tureik
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turektion
Noun:
An erection received by exposure to a cactus dick.
The recipient of said erection is referred to as a turek.
Most tureks prefer multiple cactus dicks after receiving a Turektion.
Tureks normally look like turtles, hence the name.
An erection received by exposure to a cactus dick.
The recipient of said erection is referred to as a turek.
Most tureks prefer multiple cactus dicks after receiving a Turektion.
Tureks normally look like turtles, hence the name.
turektion by forcez of nature June 23, 2017
Turbik
In Slovakia when you say, that someone is called Turbik it means that the person is in a state of soft retardation, which is not permanent but just temporary. Symptoms may often include behavior similar to a man in his middle age crisis but unlike the middle age crisis, is most common among teenagers. Turbik state comes in multiple stages. The first stage is most commonly known as Turovanie. The second is called Turbenie. In this stage, a person is starting to behave abnormally and other symptoms may start to be seen. Note that the symptoms are different between people and can include a wide spectrum of behaviors. The third stage begins when changes in behavior are severe. This stage is called Turbulencie. The last stage before a person becomes fully Turbik is called Euturbia. In this state of Euturbia, a person experiences strong feelings of joy and happiness and is oblivious to what is happening. If someone experiencing Euturbia is not treated with the power of friendship immediately his condition will worsen and the person will eventually turn into Turbik.
turbik
Guy 1: Oh woah I shouldn’t leave my bricks out tonight. Heard there will be a tornado tonight. Don’t want to create a turbik.
Guy 2: Good idea.
Guy 2: Good idea.
turbik by Nastydonkey December 5, 2021