Jean's definitions

jeans cock

Jeans cock is extremely long, black, hairy, wide, thick, and furry. It extends from Jean Martin all the way to the planet of Pluto. On its way to pluto, it goes through Uranus (HAR!). Jeans cock is also extremely black, so watch out for it sneaking up on you in the middle of the night as it can easily disguise itself as the sky.

Also, watch out for jeans cock on black friday. oooooooooosmf!

by Jean February 17, 2005

jub

A lonely person, a person on their own.

To be on your jub
He/She is a jub
To feel jubful (lonely)

by Jean February 1, 2005

bunk a dunk

Lesbian woman you meet at a gay bar who has the Uhaul at your door the next day.

Ugh..what are those two bunk a dunks doing with that truck across the street.

by Jean February 19, 2005

Dick Four

Originated as a joke then evolved into slang for an insult such as 'jerk'.

Joke:
Todd: "Sorry I was such a Dick Four yesterday."
Jean: "What's a Dick for?"
Todd: "Ha ha...You dont know what a Dick's for!"

Adjective:
"I'm having trouble at work, my boss is a real Dick Four."

Is also used as 'Dick Five' for extra emphasis when 'Dick Four' isn't strong enough term, but only after 'Dick Four' has been well established.

Jean: "Can you beleive what a Dick Four he was!?"
Todd: "Ya, he was a Dick Five."

by Jean December 10, 2004

kweek

woman's private part, sex organ, slang for woman

She's had an itch in her kweek.

by Jean February 18, 2005

Tasty

"cool"

Jean and Tina are way tasty!

by Jean May 29, 2003

jeanology

jeanuis, the philosphy of JJ, thinking like Jean

She believed in jeanology and practiced it.

by Jean February 18, 2005