The process of performing anal intercourse with a female while consuming a tasty turkey
sandwich. It should be gobbled utilizing a corresponding beastliness in which you are pounding the female- ie: lettuce bits, turkey pieces and globs of
mayo should be flying through the
air, and preferably on to the females back. To officially complete a turduckin however, you must ensure the female consumes the last and final bite.
There is also the hot tub submerged version of the turduckin experience, in which you must make sure to dunk the final piece of sandwich within the grimy
water and then proceed to feed it to your female counterpart. This is called a Daveduckin.
It is important to note that to pull off the turduckin, it must be something along the lines of a 'one night stand'. This CANNOT be your
girlfriend. For
one to pull off a turduckin, you must find a qualified candidate who is not only down with
anal, but also to have a turkey sandwich consumed while being pounded. The reward, after being completely plowed, is that the female is gifted the final bite.
Used in a conversation:
cope: "Man, I'm really
sick of these regular sexual encounters, Jack heads, Swingers.. I'm looking for something new...
Rob: "Well you should surely turduck-the-fuck out of a bitch tonight!"
Roger: "Yeah man! Last night I almost pulled off a Turduckin- BUT- the bitch went ballistic when I pulled out the turkey sandwich"
Sarah: "The key is to make sure you're prepared with lube, condoms, and of course, a finely made turkey sandwich!"
Missy: "I absolutely
love the final bite"
Hot Tub Dave: "
Stop lying Missy, you wouldnt eat the soggy bite after I tried DaveDuckin you the other night!!!!"
