When you are trying to curse in t9 texting, alternate words often appear, also called a t9agram. In attempt to say "fucked", it often appears as "ducked". Phrase usually used to say you are going to get wasted, or you were wasted, or someone else was wasted.

John: Dude, we are totally getting T9DUCKED tonight!!!
Bob: Yeah, just like last weekend, when I was TOTALLY t9ducked!!

T9ducked by giantsteps April 1, 2009

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turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

turduckenolio by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

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Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

Turducken Slap by Danger500 May 17, 2011

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Truducken

A beautifully constructed piece of meat containing turkey, duck, and chicken. Often eaten at holiday. Some say it looks like a vagina.

Boy- hey grandpa what are we having for dinner?
Grandpa- only a wonderful meat masterpiece aka ... the truducken.

Truducken by wonderfulthanksgivingcreations February 27, 2010

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