n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.
Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.
(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpiepen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!