Turdskull 

Stupid, cruel person

Most criminals are turdskulls

Turdskull by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) May 1, 2024

turdsmell 

turdsmell; slang; noun, 1. referring to a mid 1980's toyota tercel 4wd wagon 2. term of endearment for ones Toyota turdsmell wagon, 3. the smell that permeates off of ones turd.

I was broken hearted when my wife crashed my beloved turdsmell into the back of a honda civic.

turdsmell by turdsmell#2 January 6, 2011

Turdswallower 

A white woman who "dates" negro men. Based on the fact that the negro penis resembles a turd

"to bad about Sandy, once she broke 200 lbs. she became a turdswallower"

Turdswallower by coontruth February 26, 2009

Malcolm Turdbull 

Australian politician

Malcolm Turdbull was flushed out of his office

Malcolm Turdbull by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

turdpuller 

As a turd is exiting the anus it is rubbed into the vagina and then picked out again. Upon completion of this scatological play the participants must exclaim 'turd puller' in unison.

Turdpullers are so in right now it is out.

turdpuller by Hambandit June 22, 2014

turdskillet 

Someone who is especially awesome or well-liked, or someone who is your main brah.

B: WHAT'S UP, TURDSKILLET
T: NOTHIN MUCH, BRAH

turdskillet by Strawberry Pumpernickel December 29, 2010

turdsville 

a fried egg made from egg whites (the macaroni and cheese topping)

"a turdsville deep-fried egg"

turdsville by Bob3Studios September 27, 2020