turdskillet 

Someone who is especially awesome or well-liked, or someone who is your main brah.

B: WHAT'S UP, TURDSKILLET
T: NOTHIN MUCH, BRAH

turdskillet by Strawberry Pumpernickel December 29, 2010

turdmillets 

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets

Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets

turdmillets by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021

turdsville 

a fried egg made from egg whites (the macaroni and cheese topping)

"a turdsville deep-fried egg"

turdsville by Bob3Studios September 27, 2020