The anus. It is also know as the butthole, fecal dispenser, cigar cutter, the moist, poop chute, crap cooker, colon, fartbox, shit lips, sphincter, ol' crusty, etc.

Dude, I have to pass a loaf so bad that I can hear it. If I don't get to the toilet soon it will slide past the turdstile.

turdstile by JEUNT December 4, 2010

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Trussville, Alabama

People from Trussville are usually known as the “daddy’s money” kids. Made up of over 89% white. Although not as rich as Mountain Brook or Vestavia, expect to see bmws, mercedes, and range rovers that get handed to kids. Most kids from Trussville usually think they are the best because of their $73,000,000/ Four story school. Usually you get made fun of if you are poor, so don’t dress bad. Other than that, the people are nice, police are cool, and there’s a ton of old people that are still alive.

“There’s those privileged white Trussville, Alabama kids again...”

Trussville, Alabama by Ayoooo345 April 28, 2019

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turdmillets

People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets

Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets

turdmillets by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021

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