Turdskin
A person with poo or turd-colored skin. Typically associated with people from the Indian subcontinent and yes, its a derogatory term.
Turdskin by Everyone Else1977 September 8, 2013
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turdshine
to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.
"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."
"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
turdshine by theantilulz November 5, 2011
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turdskiing
turdskiing by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021
The Turdski ferry
When you go to the bathroom to throw up and there is a Turd already in the toilet (left by you or someone else) and you still throw up on it. So the vomit is sitting on the Turd like people on a ferry ride.
The Turdski ferry by It’s me bitch 69 June 17, 2019
turdskillet
turdskillet by Strawberry Pumpernickel December 29, 2010
turdslingers
-fixed gear bicycle
-welfare recipient
-Urban Outfitters
-handlebar/waxed mustache
-ironic taste/humor
-obscure taste
-vintage
-skinny jeans
-indeterminate sexual preference
-listens to indie, alternative, experimental or noise music
-thug or a hooligan
-in a street gang
-making stupid choices
-manchild soyboy
-NEET, recluse, hermit
- hikikomori
-alt-right
-virgin and/or furry
-lan parties, cosplay, LARPing
-comic book conventions
-computer programming
-arts & sciences
-missing teeth/beat up
-jumping people
-dangerous behavior
-welfare recipient
-Urban Outfitters
-handlebar/waxed mustache
-ironic taste/humor
-obscure taste
-vintage
-skinny jeans
-indeterminate sexual preference
-listens to indie, alternative, experimental or noise music
-thug or a hooligan
-in a street gang
-making stupid choices
-manchild soyboy
-NEET, recluse, hermit
- hikikomori
-alt-right
-virgin and/or furry
-lan parties, cosplay, LARPing
-comic book conventions
-computer programming
-arts & sciences
-missing teeth/beat up
-jumping people
-dangerous behavior
turdslingers by Googly Eyed Freak April 23, 2020
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