"Turdslingers" are a group of
people, cult, street gang, subculture and social trend. They are known for being loutish, uncultured
people know for their profanity and rudeness. They are unrefined or unsophisticated. They wear colorful skinny jeans, Converse, Vans and T-shirts from
Hot Topic.
They tend to have
weird custom made belt buckles and ride fixed gear bicycles. They can be found shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters.
They often have ironic taste, like to make art and have handlebar or waxed mustaches.
They often listen to
indie, alternative, experimental, vintage, obscure or noise
music. Bands you'
ve never hear of before.
They are often virgins, unemployed, live in their mom's basement, are part of the furry fandom, watch anime and read manga. They typically play card games and board games.
They often *refrain* from using alcohol, tobacco and other recreational
drugs.
They often play retro and handheld console video games and form LAN Parties.
They cosplay, Live action role play, Tabletop games and go to comic book & Star Trek conventions.
They are often so mentally deranged and exhausted from years of masturbating to
porn that they become sociopaths.
They make wild, bold and unnecessary choices and are juvenile delinquents.
They
like making self publishes magazines and having polarizing, unpopular opinions.
They read underground, slice of life and autobiographical comic strips.
Cindy: aye, who's that man child there. he's a cute one, isn't he?
Bob: don't shag him, he's a right turdslinger, he is.
Stacy: fancied a boy at the dance, too bad he's a turdslinger like his father.
Chad: he comes from a long line of those, I reckon.
