Turdpaedo 

Someone who stalks on people poo

There’s this guy following me to the toilet... he must be a turdpaedo

Turdpaedo by Hi mammy January 4, 2020

Turdnado 

1. A shitstorm of epic ferocity that hits without warning.

WIFE: How was work today?
HUSBAND: Everything was great until about 2 o'clock when that TURDNADO hit. I'm lucky I made it out of there alive.

Turdnado by @DJCharlieBlac September 5, 2013

Turdpedo 

When one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the turdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.

Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that in the tub?!?!

Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!

Guy 1: RUN!!!!!

Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!

Turdpedo by Poopyhead555 August 5, 2009

turdnado 

a tornado of feces

That's not a shitstorm, it's a turdnado!

turdnado by vasizis August 23, 2011

turdnado 

a tornado made entirely out of turds; its size increases with every turd it picks up.

Did you see that turdnado? It was made out of turds.

turdnado by turdburg. July 25, 2011

turdnado 

a person, as a whole, that reminds you of a piece of shit.

well...i went out last night and i ran into that turdnado, eric!

turdnado by kay_c1101 February 8, 2010

turdpedo 

A word derived from the word, "torpedo." When you are pooping and the turd falls from your rectum and plops, shooting the water from toilet bowl up into your colon.

Amber: "Dang I was taking a poop and had a turdpedo."

turdpedo by Yutsoku April 21, 2008