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Turdpedo 

When one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the turdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.
Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that in the tub?!?!

Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!

Guy 1: RUN!!!!!

Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!
Turdpedo by Poopyhead555 August 5, 2009
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turdpedo 

A word derived from the word, "torpedo." When you are pooping and the turd falls from your rectum and plops, shooting the water from toilet bowl up into your colon.
Amber: "Dang I was taking a poop and had a turdpedo."
turdpedo by Yutsoku April 21, 2008

Turdpedo 

A Turd that when flushed, keep reappearing back into the bottom of the toilet bowl.
After i flushed the toilet it became apparent that i would be under attack by a Turdpedo for many flushes to come.
Turdpedo by Capt_Blueballs August 31, 2013

turdpedo 

Travelling so fast you shit yourself with fear
I was so scared when I went bungee jumping I was like a turdpedo
turdpedo by CheesieWhatsit November 27, 2021

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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