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Turdner Syndrome 

Chromosomal abnormality characterised by 45XO genotype. Many people can live a reasonably good, fulfilling lives with reasonably good mental capabilities. Unfortunately severe cases may be extremely mentally challenged with the IQ of a turd.
Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.
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turner syndrome 

Regular Dictionary Deffinition:
Main Entry: Turner's Syndrome
Pronunciation: trnr(z)-; tn(z)-, tin-
Variant(s): or turner syndrome
Function: noun
Usage: usually capitalized T
Etymology: after Henry Herbert Turner died 1970 American physician
: a genetically determined condition that is typically associated with the presence of only one complete X chromosome and no Y chromosome and with characteristics including a female phenotype underdeveloped, and usually infertile ovaries, absence of menstrual onset, short stature, excess skin about the neck, aortic coarctation, and a low hairline on the back of the neck.

Medical Dictionary Deffinition:
Main Entry: Tur·ner's syndrome
Pronunciation: tr-nrz-
Variant(s): or Tur·ner syndrome \-nr-\
Function: noun
: a genetically determined condition that is typically associated with the presence of only one complete X chromosome and no Y chromosome and with characteristics including a female phenotype, underdeveloped and usually infertile ovaries, absence of menstrual onset, short stature, excess skin about the neck, cubitus valgus, aortic coarctation, and a low hairline on the back of the neck
(Turner, Henry Hubert (1892-1970), American endocrinologist). Turner practiced internal medicine privately and served as a consulting endocrinologist and chief of a metabolic clinic at a university hospital in Oklahoma. He described Turner's syndrome in 1938.
"congratulations Mrs. Darby, your child was born with Turner Syndrome"

Scotty Turner Syndrome 

Named After the useless cunt Scott Turner, Scotty Turner Syndrome is when the affected is a useless fat nigg that rapes people around him and eats the same evry day and tells extremely un-funny jokes and the person with Scotty Turner Syndrome their peers always let him know he is a piece of shit.
Person With Scotty Turner Syndrome: That fly is bigger than your brain

Peer: Scott You Fat useless fuck Kill your self

Turner Syndrome 

Turner syndrome ... symptoms are much the same as those of the everyday cold ... watery eyes, drippy nose, sore throat, congestion. The name refers to the pitch of one's voice, which sounds extremely deep and husky, much like Kathleen Turner, an actress who may be known from movies in the 1980s or from television in the 1990s, in which she played Chandler Bing's mo/father on Friends."

(Not to be confused with the much more serious and real Ullrich-Turner Syndrome.)
Dude, is that a guy or what?

No, idiot, her voice sounds like that 'cause she has Turner Syndrome.
Turner Syndrome by faux kathleen November 18, 2009

turner syndrome 

when sum1 does not go through puberty
jason turner has tuner syndrome
turner syndrome by clem May 13, 2005

Turner Gill Syndrome 

T.G.S. is when you see sunshine and rainbows while you are really looking at a steaming pile of worm infested shit.

Everything is all good no matter how shitty it really is.

WORD ORIGIN: Turner Gill is the coach for the Kansas Jayhawks. He is maybe the biggest pussy known to man. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Ray fucking Lewis (the murderer Ray Lewis not the Old Spice commercial Ray Lewis).
1. Have you heard Red talk about Matt Cassel on Sunday? Holy Christ the guy had a 46 QB rating and the crazy SOB thinks he's the next Peyton Manning! Turner Gill Syndrome got him.

2. He really said that Turner Gill is putting a well coached team on the field?! TGS got that fucker bad!
Turner Gill Syndrome by jeff nixon September 20, 2010

Turner Scott Syndrome 

Named after the autistic fuckboy Turner Scott, this disease is known as sending provocative pictures of ones own genitalia to women. The victims of Turner Scott syndrome also show signs of wearing retarded clothes and showing signs of homosexuality.
Verb: Damn dude i just Turner Scott'd that chick, she sent my dick pics to everyone in school.

Noun: Wow that guy makes some poor decisions regarding pictures of his genitalia, he must have Turner Scott syndrome.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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