Turdminator

A prize winning stool that reaches from the pool of the porcelain throne, giving a thumbs up as it slips under the foamy water

Mom, check out this turdminator

by Jeynox October 4, 2016

turdminer

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

by justadrunk August 16, 2004