Turdier
Turdier by The Lenoxx July 10, 2009
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TurdPerfect
The old computer program suite from Corel that only stick-in-mud ancient Lawyers use. It's a royal PITA for convert from, especially when complex formatting is used
Dammit, another TurdPerfect document to convert....when will these damn Lawyers enter this Century??
TurdPerfect by The White Morpheus October 31, 2013
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turdberg
A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.
"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"
turdberg by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008
turdery
A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.
"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."
turdery by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016
turdie
The immature brother of the selfie.
Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.