by Meezy May 13, 2005
The immature brother of the selfie.
Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.
Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.
I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.
by meezy December 12, 2013
when something is so cool it is considered shivrang. There is no clear definition as to what shivrang is but the feeling you get when something is so cool it’s godly. The word shivrang was named after the Indian man in the hit TV show new girl
by meezy April 02, 2022
something that is a specific type of cool, there is no real definition but a feeling you get when something is so cool it’s godly. But when something is shivrang you’ll know.
shivrang was named after after the Indian man from the hit show new girl
shivrang was named after after the Indian man from the hit show new girl
by meezy April 02, 2022
n. an article of clothing worn by young men and adolescents who are uncomfortable with their sexuality, but wear pink shirts to say they are.
"Wow. That's a large group of guys wearing pink shirts."
"Yes. They're likely on their way to bang each other because they're comfortable with their sexuality"
"Yes. They're likely on their way to bang each other because they're comfortable with their sexuality"
by Meezy December 30, 2005
French for "what the fuck?"
by Meezy July 31, 2005
Soaking one's pussy lips in ice water, drying briefly, coating the lips in the chocolate syrup that hardens on ice-cream, and then rubbing them on someones mouth. (also see Wonka Dip)
by Meezy June 27, 2005