turdler

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007

Turdler

A young child that is a little shit.

The kid is a proper turdler he's a little shit.

by Crazycookie June 2, 2020

turdler

A nickname; Someone who is overly annoying and refuses to change. Someone who is an annoyance or a pain to deal with. Often used in sibling rivalry and friendly banter. See Turdle, Turdlet

You're such a Turdler, quit butting in all the time.

by Slinkyboy January 9, 2005

turdler

turd + burglar

U talkin' smack about my boy?! Ok, I see you.. I got my side eye on, you wait! U are a turdler

by z100fan November 20, 2010

Turdler

An adult who is not only a turd of a person, but
also acts like a toddler.

Her mother is such a turdler!

by Ms. Storm September 17, 2019

box turdle

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

TurdPerfect

The old computer program suite from Corel that only stick-in-mud ancient Lawyers use. It's a royal PITA for convert from, especially when complex formatting is used

Dammit, another TurdPerfect document to convert....when will these damn Lawyers enter this Century??

by The White Morpheus October 31, 2013