Turdballs 

Black jeans, generally a size tighter than they should be, which announce to anyone in the vicinity of the wearer exactly the type of scumbag they should expect to be dealing with in the immediate future. These white trash denim slacks are perfect for any important trailer park event including, but not limited to, weddings, funerals, fresh back from a 4 year bid upstate welcome home parties, and of course, standing around a smoker for hours on end cooking a meal that could have been done in 15min on a grill. Always accessorize with a snake skin belt, cross trainer sneakers, and ideally a Vegas Jacket in order to look fresh to death while cruising on your bird scooter with your ride or die crew.

PD Dave: Hey man, are you ready to go yet?

Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I will be ready to get beaver hunting!

Turdballs by Falcon Thunder Fist November 2, 2022

tardball 

A cross between a retard and a goofball. Typically, someone who is a complete moron that should not be asking questions or given any tasks that involve the mentality over the age of a six year old.

That customer on the phone today was a complete tardball. He had no idea how to even read the instructions!

tardball by Rob Vice May 12, 2006

turdball 

A smelly, sleazy, nasty, contemptible person.

Maudiebelle is a real, live turdball.

turdball by Steviedee January 21, 2004

turdally 

A universal word covering three different meanings.

Meaning number one is just a substitute for the word "totally".

Meaning 'number two' is a word that means extremely
turd-like.

The last meaning of "turdally" is a word that means extremely turtle-like.

1. BOB: "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late to the party."
WILL: "Nah, I turdally understand."

2. JIM: "Hey guys guess what!!! I just a mighty poo in the upstairs bathroom!! It's turdally sick!"

3. WILL: "I just stole one of the turtles from the Zoo and put it in my tank today. It's turdally awesome!"

turdally by Will Bradford June 30, 2008

Turdblossom 

Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush

"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"

Turdblossom by jnutting March 19, 2004

turdball neighbors 

Neighbors who are the worst, most horrific nightmare people you have ever been forced to live next door to.

Here comes our turdball neighbors in their hellishly loud vehicle, watch them park and try to roll themselves, totally tanked, out of the car while they argue over which one is gonna fuck someone else while the other is at work!

turdball neighbors by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

turdball 

Someone or something that is a disgrace or a bad influence on everyone. A turdball usually ticks everyone off by representing their stupidity in the least valuable ways. A turdball can also be defined with the following: someone that smells like crap, as if rolled in turds. For this is why the word gets its meaning. A turdball is disliked. The word is used as an insult, not a compliment.

A turdball can also be a ball of turds, or crap. For example, a small and round turd could be called a turdball.

1. "Stop it, Allysa! You are being a turdball!"
2. The turdball walked down the street, shoving the kids down onto the pavement.
3. The toddler's mother found turdballs all over her floor. She called her husband over to clean them up before they stained the carpet.

turdball by itchypants47 November 22, 2016