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Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush
"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"
by jnutting March 19, 2004
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1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
by Marc April 01, 2004
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1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.
George Bush is a turd blossom himself.
by Me December 19, 2004
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(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.
"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"
by Johab April 09, 2003
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Literally something that sprouted out of feces, such as a flower or some other plant. Metaphorically someone or something that doesn't amount to much more than crap, despite any superficial qualities. Not quite a diamond in the rough. They would rather wallow in crap by choice.
Mike is such a turd blossom underneath that friendly smile.
by Lena_S September 20, 2019
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something good growing out of a bad background
He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.
by 89 December 19, 2004
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