Turdblossom

Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush

"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"

by jnutting March 19, 2004

Turdblossom

(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.

"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"

by Johab April 9, 2003

turdblossom

something good growing out of a bad background

He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.

by 89 December 19, 2004

turdblossom

What happens when a shitty person from your childhood becomes an even shittier adult.

Guy: Hey you remember that turd in forth grade that vomited into your food.
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy: He is a Republican now
Guy 2: Wow what a turdblossom

by RTTY June 6, 2018

Turdblossom

Making one shit while the other person is performing anal on the shitter. Therefore you are the shitee.

"Hey boy how about we forget the missionary and doggy and go turdblossom style!"

by Noneofyobuisness April 25, 2010

Turdy/Turdblossom

A name used by sad little uninformed mindless liberals in an attempt to insult people online because they've got nothing of substance to post.

Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD

Hey Turdy/Turdblossom, I love Obama even though he is destroying America.

by 380 Million Americans November 19, 2010

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 1, 2004