Turd Master 

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.

I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!

Turd Master by aspAddict September 1, 2008

Turdmaster 

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

Tardmaster 

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

Tardmaster by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster 

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

tardmaster by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

turdmaster 

one who defecates excessively large quantities of stool.

Though our cat and dog consume similar quantities of food,
the dog is the true turdmaster.

turdmaster by sphinctre February 23, 2011

turfmaster 

One who is responsible for organizing horse races.

He is a famous turfmaster.

turfmaster by uttam maharjan January 2, 2012

turdbaster

(Sl.) Derog. term for one deemed of low moral fibre; Poss. reference to homosexuality. TURD, BASTER

Oi wiffbag, quit being such a turdbaster, you fucking waster!

turdbaster by John September 10, 2003