Turd Barge
Turd Barge by Laflamablanca18 June 8, 2018
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turd bagel
A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.
"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
turd bagel by Bronx Betty April 3, 2013
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turdbagger
Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.
turdbagger by Golden arrow January 3, 2016
turdburgerler
John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."
Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."
John: "Fucking turdburgerler."
Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."
John: "Fucking turdburgerler."
turdburgerler by captiancrappy October 17, 2010
Turdburger
A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.
McDeez drive-thru.......
McDeez dude: What would you like sir?
Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.
McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.
Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?
McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.
Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?
McDeez dude: What would you like sir?
Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.
McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.
Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?
McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.
Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?
Turdburger by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010
turdburger
turdburger by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006
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