Turd Barge 

A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.

Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"

Turd Barge by Laflamablanca18 June 8, 2018

turd bagel 

A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.

"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"

Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.

turd bagel by Bronx Betty April 3, 2013

Turd Bagel 

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

Turd Bagel by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020

turdbagger

Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.

My teacher is such a turdbagger.

turdbagger by Golden arrow January 3, 2016

turdburgerler 

One who burgles turds.

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."

turdburgerler by captiancrappy October 17, 2010

Turdburger 

A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.

McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?

Turdburger by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010

turdburger 

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult

Person: shut up you turdburger

turdburger by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006