turd-burgelling

when some is stealing turds from your facility and storing them in airtight sealed containers under there bed to preserve them for later smelling.

Ayrton we all know your turd-burgelling our turds when we take shits, it's ok if you do we just want you to tell the truth.

by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008

turd burgaling ass bandit

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims

kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

by big andy C May 7, 2007

turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.

"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"

by Ksmak July 22, 2006

turd burgling

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.

The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.

by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008

Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017