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Turbojerk 

When you are overly excited over what you are seeing and being to jerk off anywhere, including in public.

Quick, fast strokes are common. Sudden masturbation is afoot. Usually followed by lots of orgasms.
I turned around and Jon Medina was turbojerking behind a coat rack.
Turbojerk by Jayboosh1999 April 13, 2013
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A term originating from the spaceship game Eve Online. A turbojew is a person who likes to gather and horde pixels. In particular a turbojew covets isk above all else.
Geekwarrior: That turbojew sure likes His tritanium
turbojew by MeTaLRaVeNouS March 14, 2014
Someone who regularly types with an exceptionally loud keyboard while in a call
I can't hear you over this turbojew
Turbojew by Walht August 1, 2020

Turboner 

An erect blood filled turban. brought on my sexual arousion. Usually happens with the sight of a beautiful woman or an opposing turban wearer with a larger turboner. Has the characteristics of a boner.
Sandeep: OMG! CHECK OUT THAT SEXY ASS CHICK!
Dashpreet: YEAH. I Think i'm gonna get a turboner!
Turboner by GreatLOOLofChina July 8, 2010
An educated jerk.

Trojan- A person who attended USC aka the University of Spoiled Children.

Jerk- An insensitive, selfish, ignorant, cocky person who is inconsiderate and does stupid things.
I don't know why Carlos has to act like such a trojerk sometimes.
TROJERK by lilhands. December 1, 2010

turbojacks 

Man, I gotta go turbojacks stat
turbojacks by Ricter August 6, 2003
An uber nerd...ultra nerd...seriously hardcore geek...did you just get pwned on Halo, WoW, Modern Warfare online? It was probably a turbonerd.

(Thanks to the strange and rather sinister 10th grade ginger student of mine for the info)
I hate playing Halo online because the damn turbonerds blow your brains out before you even move
Turbonerd by The Medicated August 28, 2010
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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