Turbojerk

When you are overly excited over what you are seeing and being to jerk off anywhere, including in public.

Quick, fast strokes are common. Sudden masturbation is afoot. Usually followed by lots of orgasms.

I turned around and Jon Medina was turbojerking behind a coat rack.

by Jayboosh1999 April 13, 2013

turbojew

A term originating from the spaceship game Eve Online. A turbojew is a person who likes to gather and horde pixels. In particular a turbojew covets isk above all else.

Geekwarrior: That turbojew sure likes His tritanium

by MeTaLRaVeNouS March 14, 2014

Turbojew

Someone who regularly types with an exceptionally loud keyboard while in a call

I can't hear you over this turbojew

by Walht August 1, 2020

Turboner

An erect blood filled turban. brought on my sexual arousion. Usually happens with the sight of a beautiful woman or an opposing turban wearer with a larger turboner. Has the characteristics of a boner.

Sandeep: OMG! CHECK OUT THAT SEXY ASS CHICK!
Dashpreet: YEAH. I Think i'm gonna get a turboner!

by GreatLOOLofChina July 8, 2010

TROJERK

An educated jerk.

Trojan- A person who attended USC aka the University of Spoiled Children.

Jerk- An insensitive, selfish, ignorant, cocky person who is inconsiderate and does stupid things.

I don't know why Carlos has to act like such a trojerk sometimes.

by lilhands. December 1, 2010

turbojacks

Speed racer jacking

Man, I gotta go turbojacks stat

by Ricter August 6, 2003

Turbonerd

An uber nerd...ultra nerd...seriously hardcore geek...did you just get pwned on Halo, WoW, Modern Warfare online? It was probably a turbonerd.

(Thanks to the strange and rather sinister 10th grade ginger student of mine for the info)

I hate playing Halo online because the damn turbonerds blow your brains out before you even move

by The Medicated August 28, 2010