Turbo Deuche
the most intense deuche bag of all. He/she recognizes the extent of their obnoxiousness and revels in it. The most intense form of deuche, a deuche for all ages.
Turbo Deuche by TheS-Box September 25, 2010
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turbo deuce
The ultimate in deucular pleasure. This fucking deuce is so hot, that your ass will explode on impact... As yor rectum fires feces at an astronomical rate be it either solid or liquid often resulting in spizzle barf
Man, I gots to drop a turbo deuce like Bruce done ridden Spruce Moose and goddamn it'll be colored chartreuse.
turbo deuce by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003
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Turbo Deuche • turbo deuce • Turbodouche • turbo douchebag • turbo • turbo slut • turbo negro • turbo nerd • turbo shandy • Turbo Ass
turbo deuce
the shit you have to take after drinking coffee, this shit will make you sweat that cold sweat...this shit will not wait for you to find the cleanest bathroom in your workplace...this shit won't even let you put an ass gasket down on the toilet
Abdullah: Damn Kevin you came through with those bomb doughnuts from Aroma's...wait where are you going...
Kevin: (while holding his ass) ey man...i gotta go to the bathroom, i drank some coffee this morning with my niggaz in the V and i got the turbo deuce comin...
Kevin: (while holding his ass) ey man...i gotta go to the bathroom, i drank some coffee this morning with my niggaz in the V and i got the turbo deuce comin...
turbo deuce by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010
Turbo Douche
Turbo Douche by MarzMan February 18, 2024
Turbodeuce
"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"
"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."
"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."
Turbodeuce by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009
Turbodouche
(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.
Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.
Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.
Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?
Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.
Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.
Turbodouche by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014
Turbodouche
Turbodouche by Pteven27 March 19, 2019
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