Turbodouche

(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.

Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.

Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?

Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.

by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014

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Turbodouche

the worst of the douchebags; agressive in their quest to outdo the doucheist of douchebags

That guy Simon is a giant turbodouche

by Pteven27 March 19, 2019

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Turbodeuce

a variation of the "#2"; with high explosiveness. Extreme projectile diarrhea.

"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"

"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."

by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009

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Thibodouche

A small, wiry, displaced Cajun boy with an affinity for Gherkins. A Thibodouche can often be found flexing his puny arms in an attempt to coax older women into allowing him to touch their hair.

"Jason! Stop being such a Thibodouche and get back to work. Leave Meagan alone!"

"Who took the Gherkin from the pickle Jar?" - "That Thibodouche over there!"

by SamudNave February 3, 2010

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