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Turbodouche 

(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.

Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.
Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?

Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.
Turbodouche by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014
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Turbodouche 

the worst of the douchebags; agressive in their quest to outdo the doucheist of douchebags
That guy Simon is a giant turbodouche
Turbodouche by Pteven27 March 19, 2019

Turbodeuce 

a variation of the "#2"; with high explosiveness. Extreme projectile diarrhea.
"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"

"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."
Turbodeuce by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009

Thibodouche 

A small, wiry, displaced Cajun boy with an affinity for Gherkins. A Thibodouche can often be found flexing his puny arms in an attempt to coax older women into allowing him to touch their hair.
"Jason! Stop being such a Thibodouche and get back to work. Leave Meagan alone!"

"Who took the Gherkin from the pickle Jar?" - "That Thibodouche over there!"
Thibodouche by SamudNave February 3, 2010

turdouche bag 

It is a jerk off stuffed in douche bag that is stuffed in a turkey.
Boy that Jeff is a real turdouche bag! He is such an asshole!
turdouche bag by Kat Mickler December 13, 2007

Turbo Douche 

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.
Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.
Turbo Douche by MarzMan February 18, 2024
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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