Turbodouche 

(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.

Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.

Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?

Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.

Turbodouche by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014

Turbodouche 

the worst of the douchebags; agressive in their quest to outdo the doucheist of douchebags

That guy Simon is a giant turbodouche

Turbodouche by Pteven27 March 19, 2019

Turbodeuce 

a variation of the "#2"; with high explosiveness. Extreme projectile diarrhea.

"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"

"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."

Turbodeuce by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009

Thibodouche 

A small, wiry, displaced Cajun boy with an affinity for Gherkins. A Thibodouche can often be found flexing his puny arms in an attempt to coax older women into allowing him to touch their hair.

"Jason! Stop being such a Thibodouche and get back to work. Leave Meagan alone!"

"Who took the Gherkin from the pickle Jar?" - "That Thibodouche over there!"

Thibodouche by SamudNave February 3, 2010

turdouche bag 

It is a jerk off stuffed in douche bag that is stuffed in a turkey.

Boy that Jeff is a real turdouche bag! He is such an asshole!

turdouche bag by Kat Mickler December 13, 2007

Turbo Douche 

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.

Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.

Turbo Douche by MarzMan February 18, 2024