Turbodeuce

a variation of the "#2"; with high explosiveness. Extreme projectile diarrhea.

"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"

"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."

by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009

Turbodouche

(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.

Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.

Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?

Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.

by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014

Turbodouche

the worst of the douchebags; agressive in their quest to outdo the doucheist of douchebags

That guy Simon is a giant turbodouche

by Pteven27 March 19, 2019

turbo deuce

The ultimate in deucular pleasure. This fucking deuce is so hot, that your ass will explode on impact... As yor rectum fires feces at an astronomical rate be it either solid or liquid often resulting in spizzle barf

Man, I gots to drop a turbo deuce like Bruce done ridden Spruce Moose and goddamn it'll be colored chartreuse.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

turbo deuce

the shit you have to take after drinking coffee, this shit will make you sweat that cold sweat...this shit will not wait for you to find the cleanest bathroom in your workplace...this shit won't even let you put an ass gasket down on the toilet

Abdullah: Damn Kevin you came through with those bomb doughnuts from Aroma's...wait where are you going...
Kevin: (while holding his ass) ey man...i gotta go to the bathroom, i drank some coffee this morning with my niggaz in the V and i got the turbo deuce comin...

by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010

turbodance

To take energy enhancing drugs and dance so fast people will pass comment upon your antics. Speedcore is the preferred choice of music for such dancing.

Guy1 check that man out he's giving it big ones I can't even see his arms.

Guy2 yep he's on a turbodance. He'll be aching in the morning.

by Smellyoink123 November 4, 2015

turbodegen

Turbodegen is used to describe a massive form of degeneracy. Often, the term is used on CT as someone who throws all IQ, ration, and common sense out the window to go “all in” on a bad investment. Risk Management has not crossed the mind of most of these individuals, as they are found on the left side of The bell curve.

Anon1: Did you get in RTRD last night? It pumped 126% off the lows and is still running!

Anon2: No, but I’ll throw my entire net worth at it when I get home in an hour.

Anon1: You’re an absolute turbodegen, and that's putting it lightly.

by Rowturbo December 19, 2021