Tumbledick 

A complete and total deadweight. Something of no value whatsoever. Someone or something that does absolutely nothing of value.

Jeez, that bobble-head figure of Walt Clyde-Fraiser is a real tumbledick; it doesn't do anything.

Tumbledick by dicktumble February 4, 2010

dumbledick

1)The dick, or penis, or male genitalia, of Sir Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series or Harry Potter movies. Rumored to be over 7.6 inches in length (non-erect).

2)Used to describe someone who believes they are always correct and know everything when it is obvious they don't.

1)"My god that kid has such a dumbledick!"

2)"Stop being such a dumbledick! You're wrong!"

dumbledick by Sean Mc. May 9, 2008

stumbledick 

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick

"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."

stumbledick by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016

tumblecock 

A rolling ball of cock. Used as an insult. When someone is beyond just a cock, they are so much cock that it can't stay in one place.

To use the word and the idea best, you need to just yell the word into the face of the tumblecock.

"Bob is a tumblecock!"
"Yea he is, watch this" *walks over to Bob and leans into his face* "TUMBLECOCK!"

tumblecock by Bk0 May 9, 2006

turtledick 

When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.

Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming

I just went for a swim, and I got a mean case of turtledick (or turtlecock, tortoise-shlong)

turtledick by ppadru1 February 13, 2009

Tumblrlicking 

Tumblrlicking is the Englisg teenage stupid ass slang used when you are eating out you’re girlfriend whilst scrolling through tumblr.

Mrs.Robinson(gf): sweet-TEA are you tumblrlicking my vagina right now?
Christian(bf): *pees on gf* DONT’T YOU EVER TELL ME NOT TO TUMBLRLICK YOU AGAIN GRANDMA!!

Mrs.Robinson: *Dies of poisonous pee* BITCH IM SORRY!!
Christian: *Humps dying corpse*

Tumblrlicking by Jeon Jungshook February 16, 2019

TubeDick 

Those dicks that hang out on Youtube, they are fake and gay.

fag

TubeDick w/e jus lemme post

I'm not 13, your face is 13.

TubeDick by youtwat June 3, 2010