Tumblrlicking

Tumblrlicking is the Englisg teenage stupid ass slang used when you are eating out you’re girlfriend whilst scrolling through tumblr.

Mrs.Robinson(gf): sweet-TEA are you tumblrlicking my vagina right now?
Christian(bf): *pees on gf* DONT’T YOU EVER TELL ME NOT TO TUMBLRLICK YOU AGAIN GRANDMA!!

Mrs.Robinson: *Dies of poisonous pee* BITCH IM SORRY!!
Christian: *Humps dying corpse*

by Jeon Jungshook February 17, 2019