Tumblrlicking

Tumblrlicking is the Englisg teenage stupid ass slang used when you are eating out you’re girlfriend whilst scrolling through tumblr.

Mrs.Robinson(gf): sweet-TEA are you tumblrlicking my vagina right now?
Christian(bf): *pees on gf* DONT’T YOU EVER TELL ME NOT TO TUMBLRLICK YOU AGAIN GRANDMA!!

Mrs.Robinson: *Dies of poisonous pee* BITCH IM SORRY!!
Christian: *Humps dying corpse*

Tumblrlicking by Jeon Jungshook February 16, 2019

Tumblrfucking

When two or more Tumblr users with blogs of primarily erotic content are liking & reblogging each other's content in real time, meaning all parties are online at the same time, leading to mutual sexual arousal.

"Man, I was browsing through this hot lady's blog of sexy stuff last night, and the next thing I know, we were Tumblrfucking for about an hour or so. "

Tumblrfucking by Averagejoe316 September 28, 2018

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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