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Jethro Tulling 

(v.) The act of incorrectly assuming that a band whose name is a person's name is the name of a member of said band. This is most common by assuming that the band Jethro Tull's front man is actually named Jethro Tull, when, in reality, his name is Ian Anderson.

It is also common with the bands Gogol Bordello, Steely Dan, and Pink Floyd.
Mike: Did you see how amazingly Gogol Bordello can play his guitar?

Jeff: Dude, quit Jethro Tulling, the guy's name is Eugene Hütz, but he is most definitely amazing!
Jethro Tulling by LuciferSam1967 September 8, 2010

Toelingus 

Foreplay that features someone licking their partners toes for sexual arousal. Featured in one of BLR's videos.
I gave her toelingus and she loved it.
Toelingus by Lost_in_translation August 30, 2016

cullingus 

Cullingus is in general the art of oral sex, when one connects mouth to vagina.
"Dude my cullingus skillz are fucken awesome, I should become a pornstar"
or
"I'm quite good at cullingus, i've watched heaps of porn baby"
cullingus by NZcullingus September 23, 2007

general tullius

Wannabe Roman Asshole who thinks Skyrim is his bitch
General Tullius commands the Wannabe Roman Fucktards

trilingus 

Three men performing oral sex on one woman
She was tied spread eagle to the bed and the three men in the room performed trilingus on her
trilingus by donno1980 December 2, 2016

Toelingus 

Instead of putting in the work with your tongue you get tired and send in the "B" team and continue to tickle her clit with your toe
'Man Ray , she was taking FOREVER to get her lady nut so I had to get her to the finish line by giving her Toelingus'
~ ~ Also a "made up word" used on YouTube's B.L.R.
Toelingus by ROOFINGOD March 30, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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