Truppet 

A Trump puppet,
usually too afraid to tell Trump anything so they kiss his a$$.
And they're a total simp for him...
They're really afraid in reality, but as soon as he gets out of office they are going to make FUN of HIM.

Ron Desantis: Trump I really don't think this is rig-
Trump: Don't think that I haven't forgot about you and Jessica.
Ron Desantis: OKAY OKAY please don't tell my wife Mr.President Trump sir...
Trump: Than. Do. What. I. SAY.
Ron Desantis: Y- Ye- Yes si- sir-....
Trump: Good, that goes for all of you too!
Everyone Republican in the White house: {Goes in total silence, then looks away and starts working quietly.}
Trump: My plan is finally almost complete, thanks to all me, and my little Truppets...

Truppet by ☆【𝕄𝟞ℝ𝕊】☆ November 5, 2020

Trumppet 

a portmanteau composed from Trump, puppet pup and pet alluding to the fact that Trump is Putin's pet {favorite} puppet and lapdog.

Putin's favorite Trumppet is of the short-fingered Vulgarian breed!

Trumppet by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

skull trumpet 

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

skull trumpet by NotACat January 12, 2015

Trumpet Strumpet 

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

trumpette 

A female supporter of Donald Trump's presidential bid. (Rarely sighted in the wild.)

Whenever The Donald attacks Fox News host Megyn Kelly, you can expect his campaign to trot out a trumpette to defend his comments.

trumpette by flemingway October 19, 2015

the Trumpettes 

The women of the Donald Trump family.

Standing in a row on the stage and quietly glittering, were the Trumpettes!

the Trumpettes by I, Wreckerrr November 23, 2016