Truppet

A Trump puppet,
usually too afraid to tell Trump anything so they kiss his a$$.
And they're a total simp for him...
They're really afraid in reality, but as soon as he gets out of office they are going to make FUN of HIM.

Ron Desantis: Trump I really don't think this is rig-
Trump: Don't think that I haven't forgot about you and Jessica.
Ron Desantis: OKAY OKAY please don't tell my wife Mr.President Trump sir...
Trump: Than. Do. What. I. SAY.
Ron Desantis: Y- Ye- Yes si- sir-....
Trump: Good, that goes for all of you too!
Everyone Republican in the White house: {Goes in total silence, then looks away and starts working quietly.}
Trump: My plan is finally almost complete, thanks to all me, and my little Truppets...

by ☆【𝕄𝟞ℝ𝕊】☆ November 5, 2020

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Trumppet

a portmanteau composed from Trump, puppet pup and pet alluding to the fact that Trump is Putin's pet {favorite} puppet and lapdog.

Putin's favorite Trumppet is of the short-fingered Vulgarian breed!

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

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trumpetard

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

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